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I am the Great Mighty Beard
and I've got a chin that can't be cleared
A huge supply of fluff
from my neverending scruff
how about a shave down to your grave?
Do you really think you'll erase my beard
Your puny peachfuzz simply can't compete
Shaving cream and razor blades
not even trimming shears
can cut my lucsious locks down to defeat
Now I'm really getting quite annoyed
You're like an itchy, prickly, scratchy, patchy neck rash
When I've smothered you into my shaggy void
I'm going to take your neck and choke it with my 'stache! credits
released August 17, 2018
Written, Arranged and Produced by Ben Briggs.
Lead Vocals by The Completionist.
Voice of Conker by MegaGWolf.
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