The Great Mighty Beard

by The Completionist & Ben Briggs

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The Completionist's legendary parody of "The Great Mighty Poo" from Conker's Bad Fur Day is finally available in its entirety! Featuring lyrics written by me and a wonderful voice cameo from MegaGWolf as Conker!

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lyrics

LYRICS:

I am the Great Mighty Beard
and I've got a chin that can't be cleared
A huge supply of fluff
from my neverending scruff
how about a shave down to your grave?

Do you really think you'll erase my beard
Your puny peachfuzz simply can't compete
Shaving cream and razor blades
not even trimming shears
can cut my lucsious locks down to defeat

Now I'm really getting quite annoyed
You're like an itchy, prickly, scratchy, patchy neck rash
When I've smothered you into my shaggy void
I'm going to take your neck and choke it with my 'stache!